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Require info regarding tamil school
Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:52 pm by Positivevibe
I just moved from Chennai, I am looking for admission for my 6 year old kid.
After my extensive search, understand that I can place my kid only in international school, as both of us are holding only professional visa.
Can someone suggest me, if there is any private or tamil school which will admit foreign national?
After my extensive search, understand that I can place my kid only in international school, as both of us are holding only professional visa.
Can someone suggest me, if there is any private or tamil school which will admit foreign national?
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Private Tuition
Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:59 am by VJeyaa
Do you send your kids to private tuition after school or do you teach them yourselves? What are the pros and cons of sending kids to private tuition after school? Is it an unnecessary burden for the kids or is it seen as much needed assistance for the kids in terms of education?
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Want yr children’s get straight AAA’s in exam?
Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:10 am by nimmi
SCORE A PROGRAMME
1.What is Score A Programme™?
Score A Programme™ is a fully interactive and effective programme to help students Be Exam Ready And Score A’s™.
2.What is "Input Learning™"?
"Input Learning™" is putting information into your "Neuron". Reading, studying, listening and memorizing are "Input Learning™". Too many students only carry out …
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1.What is Score A Programme™?
Score A Programme™ is a fully interactive and effective programme to help students Be Exam Ready And Score A’s™.
2.What is "Input Learning™"?
"Input Learning™" is putting information into your "Neuron". Reading, studying, listening and memorizing are "Input Learning™". Too many students only carry out …
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NOW EVERYONE CAN STUDY
Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:30 pm by maskki
Dear All ;
Are you
1. Working in a private sector
2. No increment or cannot move to higher position because no paper qualifications
3. Having less than 3 credits in your SPM / MCE examination
4. Above 21 years of age
5. interested to continue your studies
WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU ...
Please browse our website www.riverbankacademy.com.my , you can find the solutions to your questions. …
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Are you
1. Working in a private sector
2. No increment or cannot move to higher position because no paper qualifications
3. Having less than 3 credits in your SPM / MCE examination
4. Above 21 years of age
5. interested to continue your studies
WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU ...
Please browse our website www.riverbankacademy.com.my , you can find the solutions to your questions. …
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INDIAN YOUTH DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM - VOCATIONAL SKILLS CAREER CERTIFICATE PROGRAM BY OUM
Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:34 pm by maskki
Dear All ;
Hi , I'm Mahendran from RIVERBANK ACADEMY SDN BHD.
As you know we have established ourselves as centre for SKILLS LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE DEVELOPMENT (SKILD) and it is located in Kajang. We are now embarking ourselves to be a full competency based education service provider. One of our latest project is with PKSM as training provider for their Empowerment program in Bentong.
We would …
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Hi , I'm Mahendran from RIVERBANK ACADEMY SDN BHD.
As you know we have established ourselves as centre for SKILLS LEARNING AND KNOWLEDGE DEVELOPMENT (SKILD) and it is located in Kajang. We are now embarking ourselves to be a full competency based education service provider. One of our latest project is with PKSM as training provider for their Empowerment program in Bentong.
We would …
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Tamil School
Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:36 pm by VJeyaa
Lets discuss about the pros and cons about Tamil eductaion. Would you send your kids to the Tamil school and why you would or wouldnt?
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Mastering the Law of Attraction < Must not miss this>>
Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:28 pm by gowri
Vanakam nanbargaley,
Something which will benefit for our community . I have attended the first session and I find it useful and practical. It's all about our life ..our thoughts ..
I am sharing with you all ...if got time please attend .
Organised by Malaysia Hindu Sangam .
Title : Mastering the Law of Attraction To Succeed in Career and Entrepreneurship.
Date : 6th …
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Something which will benefit for our community . I have attended the first session and I find it useful and practical. It's all about our life ..our thoughts ..
I am sharing with you all ...if got time please attend .
Organised by Malaysia Hindu Sangam .
Title : Mastering the Law of Attraction To Succeed in Career and Entrepreneurship.
Date : 6th …
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Bogus Universities & fake degrees
Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:07 pm by frags
A follow up to the discussion we started way back in the little india days. I found this one article dated Jan 2008 about the now famous International Irish University which i was following closely. It was quite an elaborate operation with graduation ceremonies etc.
Now the website is empty.
Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7175730.stm
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Now the website is empty.
Source : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/7175730.stm
The IIU, which has 5,000 students …
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Private School
Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:41 pm by VJeyaa
Can someone from the education line give me some pointers about private schooling? I have been thinking about this recently as my daughter has come of enrollment age to the primary school. My current considerations are:
1. Sekolah Sri Murni
2. Sekolah Sri Chempaka
3. Convent Bukit Nenas (my personal preference)
We are also thinking of registering to a nearby Govt school, as a "just in …
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1. Sekolah Sri Murni
2. Sekolah Sri Chempaka
3. Convent Bukit Nenas (my personal preference)
We are also thinking of registering to a nearby Govt school, as a "just in …
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Simple Jokes
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Revam
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VJeyaa
Chello
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haha..
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Kids Are So Smart These Days
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies,
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?
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a little gal said that? ... shud have replaced the joke among some grown up conversation ... yet its' hilarious
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wow....beware of kids during flights....
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semma poodu pa..
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mirugam wrote:wow....beware of kids during flights....
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Detective Chen Lee
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
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The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need on his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could find and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather sexy babe herself he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked if he danced much. He said, "I never danced once. Pete, Bill and I went into the den and played poker all night. But the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need on his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every woman he could find and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather sexy babe herself he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little fun.
Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked if he danced much. He said, "I never danced once. Pete, Bill and I went into the den and played poker all night. But the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
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50 Year Sentence
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together.
He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!
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Difference of the Sexes
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt...." and he takes off her skirt.
"Now take off my bra..." which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"OK, now take off my skirt...." and he takes off her skirt.
"Now take off my bra..." which he does.
"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!"
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eheheheh.... good one
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Gone Hunting
Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things- chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that Little Johnny was getting bored, and his uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, Uncle Joe had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
This seemed to cheer Little Johnny up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, Little Johnny returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked Uncle Joe.
"It was great!" exclaimed Little Johnny. "Got any more dogs?"
Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few days, his uncle showed him the usual things- chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that Little Johnny was getting bored, and his uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
Finally, Uncle Joe had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"
This seemed to cheer Little Johnny up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail. After a few hours, Little Johnny returned.
"How did you enjoy that?" asked Uncle Joe.
"It was great!" exclaimed Little Johnny. "Got any more dogs?"
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Cold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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Little Cussing Johnny
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog, but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning against the damn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog, but I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!"
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How to clean your toilet the fun way!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash" and "rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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perfect
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Few unknown facts!
*Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
*Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
*Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
*A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
*Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
*You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
*Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
*Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
*Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
*Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
*My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
*Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
*Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
*A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
*You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
*It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
*Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
*Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
*Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
*Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.
*Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!
*A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
*Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
*You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.
*Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
*Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
*Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
*Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.
*My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
*Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
*Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
*A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
*You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
*It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
*Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
*Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!
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seriously seperb
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truly remarkable anchal....
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a lady wit her baby got in2 a bus.da bus driver said "ur baby iz so ugly".
da lady got angry.she paid da fare n went 2 da back of da bus mumbling and sat beside a old man
da old man asked da lady "y u r so angry?"da lady replied "da damn bus driver said my baby luk so ugly".
da old man said "how can he said tat?go slap tat idiot.B4 TAT LET ME HOLD UR MONKEY".
da lady got angry.she paid da fare n went 2 da back of da bus mumbling and sat beside a old man
da old man asked da lady "y u r so angry?"da lady replied "da damn bus driver said my baby luk so ugly".
da old man said "how can he said tat?go slap tat idiot.B4 TAT LET ME HOLD UR MONKEY".
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monkey baby..
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A doctor has some urgent matter coming up. He calls his orderly, Tom, and tells him 'Tom, I have to go off for the afternoon, we don't want to close the clinic, can you take care of our patients ?'
'Yes, sir......' answers Tom.
The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Tom, how did it go ?'
Tom tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.'
'Nice one Tom, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Tom.
'Bravo Tom, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her clothes, and lied down on the table and shouted :
HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '
'....and what did you do, Tom?' the doctor gets very curious. Not Panadol, but an injection I believe. No sir......' answers Tom. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !
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'Yes, sir......' answers Tom.
The doctor returns the next day and asks: 'So Tom, how did it go ?'
Tom tells him he took care of 3 patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him PANADOL.'
'Nice one Tom, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had fever and I gave him PANADOL, sir' says Tom.
'Bravo Tom, and what about the third one?' asks the doctor.
'Sir, it was almost 5 pm . I was about to close. Suddenly the door opened and a woman entered like flame, she undressed herself, taking off her clothes, and lied down on the table and shouted :
HELP ME !!!? I have not seen any man for 5 years !!! '
'....and what did you do, Tom?' the doctor gets very curious. Not Panadol, but an injection I believe. No sir......' answers Tom. ' I can't do that, it won't solve the problem. I give her exactly what she needs !
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Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."
The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says
"Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."
The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says
"Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"
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