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Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:52 pm by Positivevibe

I just moved from Chennai, I am looking for admission for my 6 year old kid.
After my extensive search, understand that I can place my kid only in international school, as both of us are holding only professional visa.

Can someone suggest me, if there is any private or tamil school which will admit foreign national?

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Private Tuition

Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:59 am by VJeyaa

Do you send your kids to private tuition after school or do you teach them yourselves? What are the pros and cons of sending kids to private tuition after school? Is it an unnecessary burden for the kids or is it seen as much needed assistance for the kids in terms of education?

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Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:10 am by nimmi

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Dear All ;

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Lets discuss about the pros and cons about Tamil eductaion. Would you send your kids to the Tamil school and why you would or wouldnt?

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Something which will benefit for our community . I have attended the first session and I find it useful and practical. It's all about our life ..our thoughts ..

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A follow up to the discussion we started way back in the little india days. I found this one article dated Jan 2008 about the now famous International Irish University which i was following closely. It was quite an elaborate operation with graduation ceremonies etc.

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Post by Chello on Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:35 am

A rooster is sitting on top of the roof and it lays eggs...
which side of the house will the eggs fall to???
scratch scratch scratch
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Post by VJeyaa on Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:47 am

since when roosters started laying eggs?

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Post by Chello on Sun Aug 31, 2008 7:01 pm

hahaha...thts why...roosteres dont lay eggs...
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Post by Kon_Roy on Mon Sep 01, 2008 3:46 am

Chello wrote:hahaha...thts why...roosteres dont lay eggs...
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...now I know.... tongue
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Post by Chello on Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:12 am

hahaha...this is a funny misunderstanding... lol!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
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Post by Kon_Roy on Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:43 pm

hmmm...ore double meaning ah iruke...
nadeketum...nadeketum.... pig
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Post by aPPLe on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:40 am

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?", "Yup" the wife replied, "IN-LAWS".
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Post by aPPLe on Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:57 am

How To Shower Like a Women
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
Washyour hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.




How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!




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Post by Kon_Roy on Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:24 am

haha...nice one...
lol!
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Post by aPPLe on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:24 am

Bef0re and After
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Post by Kon_Roy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:25 am

haha..
nice jokes...keep em coming apple...
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Post by Kon_Roy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:34 am

A lecturer teaching
medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar
of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine.
To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight,
and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it
into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust.
But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one
by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into
their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head.
"If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed
that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into
my mouth."
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Post by Kon_Roy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:37 am

A couple were
married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he
insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a
decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you
otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my
buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether
you're here or not."....
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Post by Kon_Roy on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:38 am

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one
day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day
on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and
said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an
affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all
over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto
the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging
over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and
started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I
got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed
him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it
was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir,
it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the
balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped
over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below,
but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a
hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a
refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really
start to enjoy this job.

"Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.


"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."
MY FAVORITE !!!...
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Post by aPPLe on Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:40 am

Kon_Roy wrote:A couple were
married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules.
"I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he
insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a
decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you
otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my
buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?"
His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand
that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether
you're here or not."....
lol!

hehe... lol!
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Post by aPPLe on Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:06 am

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for
supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping,
all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Post by aPPLe on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:34 pm

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Post by Kon_Roy on Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:42 pm

haha...sooo true...
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Post by Chello on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:37 am

Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan. "What was that for ?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it
that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.


Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied. "Your horse phoned"
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Post by Chello on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:40 am

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile.

Women!!

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway, she rushed out and gave him a tight slap, and she slapped him again, for good measure.

People from the neighborhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.

The woman asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said:

"The subscriber you have dialed is not available at present. Please Try Again Later"...
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Post by Chello on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:48 am

Nan autokaran song from Rajni's Baasha translated into english... lol!

I AM AUTOFELLOW

I am autofellow autofellow
Four knowing route fellow
Justice having rate fellow
Good people mix fellow
Nice singing song fellow
Gandhi borning country fellow
Stick take means hunter fellow
Big people's relation fellow
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am all poor's relative fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Town become big, population become big
Bus expecting, half age over
Life become hectic in time, exist in corner of street
Ada eye beat means love coming they telling
You hand clap means auto coming I telling
Front coming look, this three-wheel chariot
Good come and arrive, you trust and climb up
Mercy having mind fellow da
I am always poor people's relative fellow da
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only; Gumuk means gumuk only

Mummy motherfolk, danger not leave
Heat or cyclone, never I never tell
There there hunger take means, many savoury
Measurement food is one time
For pregnancy I come free mummy
Your child also name one I keep mummy
Letter lacking person ada trusting us and coming
Address lacking street ada auto fellow knowing
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only
Achak means achak only ; Gumuk means gumuk only
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Post by mirugam on Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:11 pm

This is funny.... Razz
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Post by Kon_Roy on Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:36 pm

haha...nice lyrics chello...lol... lol!
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Post by aPPLe on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:34 pm

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother
and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,
'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere
with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied
"My wife's first husband."
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Post by mirugam on Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:02 pm

His wife's first husband must be someone very close to him.... Very Happy
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